I think I do overshare, and I sometimes marvel that I do it. But it's sort of - in a way, it's my way of trying to understand myself.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.

My mother's career was over at 40 but she was still trying to be everyone's buddy, always smiling for the cameras.

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.