Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

Anything you can do in excess for the wrong reasons is exciting to me.

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.

I don't do acid anymore, so I travel instead.

And when you're young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.

I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.