If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday
Carrie VaughnA lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.
Carrie VaughnI'm a werewolf trapped in a human body." "Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition." "No, really. I'm trapped." "Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?" "That's just it - I've never shape-shifted." "So you're not really a werewolf." "Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?
Carrie Vaughn