He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.
It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!
Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.
... We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy.
If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday
A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.