Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Not all celebrities are dunces.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Those offers come in now and again. They're not knocking down my door. I'm only an old character actor, and I'm not needed.

Even a true artist does not always produce art.