The wages of pedantry is pain.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.

Sheer flattery got me into the theater. Flattery always works with me, particularly the flattery of women.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Those offers come in now and again. They're not knocking down my door. I'm only an old character actor, and I'm not needed.