I used to sit in school and dream about getting into films.

I think as an actor you're lucky to have any film take on a life of its own long after it's left the theater.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

There's a myth about actors saying, 'Oh no, that's not me on screen at all. I'm just acting.' OK, if I were to say to you that's not me, that's fine. And I would tell you that I don't behave like a villain everyday, and that's true, I don't. But to say there's absolutely none of me in there is ridiculous.

Im something of a history buff. Its deliberate that a lot of my films have been period pieces.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

The experience you have making the movie is all you have; when the movie's finished, that's for other people. But while you're doing it, that's your time on the planet, so you want it to be good.