Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.

I improve on misquotation.

I've often been accused by critics of being myself on-screen. But being oneself is more difficult than you'd suppose.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting.

Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.