I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else.

Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.

To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

It is the law of life that if you are kind to someone you feel happy. If you arecruel you are unhappy. And if you hurt someone, you will be hurt back.

Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.