I was really short in high school. I was stuck on the bench in the baseball team, so I just thought I'd try out theater, and that was the last time I did sports.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

In New York, as long as you're not peeing in someone's doorway, everyone thinks you're a gentleman.

I live in New York full time. I can't live in L.A., because I fear people think I'm a vagrant there.

I have a very bad relationship with mice.

You're encouraged to do the same kind of movies. But I would like to keep doing different things.

When you're the guy behind the camera, you're aware of the reasons for the compromises or the changes that get made. As an actor, you go and do your thing, and someone else down the line then does all the math and goes, "We can't include that thing where he's pretending to be dumb and needling those people, because it takes a minute and a half, and it ruins the next scene. It doesn't make sense." If you're directing, you're the one doing that.