Why can't people just say they were moved? Why do they have to say it's sappy?

A good leader needs to know how to follow.

When you consider the many ways in which people have to make a living every day when they wake up, I figure that eating 20 eggs isn't that bad.

If you show up in L.A. with your shirt inside out or socks mismatched, people start putting change in your cup.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

All cultures are different. Some commit genocide. Some are uniquely peaceful. Some have enormous hunting festivals or annual stretches when nobody speaks. Some don't use electricity. In American culture, we obsess about celebrities. We create them, build myths around them, and then hunt them and destroy them. I don't know where its taking us or what it means but I know we do it.

In a movie we try to deceive. In theaters, as they say, the deceived are the wisest.