I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

Life is the one thing you cannot get out of alive.

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.