I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.

In Tarzan I only had to worry about the bees

As for action movies, I did Tarzan, and I'm also about to shoot Meltdown, which John Carpenter wrote

I don't drink. I don't do drugs.

I've always loved writing.

Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.

I do really crazy things all the time, but I can't think of anything offhand