Isabelle: All the boys are gay. In this van, anyway. Well, except for you, Simon. Simon: Glad you noticed. Magnus: I prefer to think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual. Alec: Please never say that in front of my parents.

Being Jem, Tessa reflected, must be a great deal like being the owner of a thouroughbred dog that liked to bite your guests. You had to have a hand on his collar constantly.

Jace whistled. "Raphael is really having an exceptionally bad night." -Jace, pg.283-

Are you trying to get run over by a cab? Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood

Love makes liars of us all.

You can’t just keep grabbing at me every time you see me. It’s not a substitute for actually talking.

He has become a worm. That is what I am telling you." "I don't suppose it would be possible," said Henry into the silence, "to, er, step on him?