Will speechless for once, a glass of water frozen halfway to his lips

What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say.

You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places." "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?" "It was an analogy." "I am not fat.

He caught her as if he were used to catching fainting girls, as if he did it everyday.

The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop.

Love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger.

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.