Since I always go to work as Elvira, maybe a giant version of a cat. A black cat. I love cats and I think Elvira would look really good sitting on one.

When I was Elvira, it was probably the phase of my hair getting too high. I thought that if really high hair was good, then really higher hair was even better. So I just started having my hair get higher and higher. In some of the pictures, we had to cut off the picture because it was like Marge Simpson. So that was embarrassing. The wig phase.

It's weird. I guess I got so used to [g-strings] when I was really young that I just couldn't stand it anymore.

I always say there are no coincidences.

[Vincent Price] had a fish recipe where he wrapped [the fish] in aluminum foil and put in these herbs. And then you put it in the dishwasher and then you wash your dishes, and when you're done, your fish is steamed and it's perfect. But he was very sophisticated as far as art and food and all of that went.

People always say, 'Who is your audience?' and I could never put a finger on it - and I wouldn't want to put a finger on it.

When I was a kid... I don't know which was more embarrassing, when I was really into The Beatles or when I was a hippie.