And have your mother put my head on a stake? Do you have any notion what that would do to my handsome good looks?

I hate it when people make fun of me and it turns out they're right.

She says you're not truly human until you've had your heart broken and you've broken someone's heart.

When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

I’d promised myself that I’d really work on talking more, talking about uncomfortable things, because I could see from Brian how well things could work out if you did.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

And I have to tell you, as tough as farming is, the idea of farming when you’re losing money year after year... that’s not life even, that’s like death. That’s eternal damnation.