It was like he was in a contest to see who could do the least work, only he was the only contestant.

I hate it when people make fun of me and it turns out they're right.

She says you're not truly human until you've had your heart broken and you've broken someone's heart.

Today exists between yesterday and tomorrow.

And have your mother put my head on a stake? Do you have any notion what that would do to my handsome good looks?

And I have to tell you, as tough as farming is, the idea of farming when you’re losing money year after year... that’s not life even, that’s like death. That’s eternal damnation.

What is a staircase, but a corridor improved by elevation?