I only want to write. I don't care about directing really. I've tried it and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.

I lived in LA for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

I think the success of my work stems from being truthful.

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.