The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.

You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

You've got muscles and you use them everywhere else in your body when you want it. Why not your face?

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.