I think one of the sexiest things a couple can share is laughing.

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.

You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.

Character roles definitely age better than your ingenues. You don't get to keep doing that.

These are mad times, but there have been a lot of mad times in the world.