It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.

There's nothing like having a history with someone, when you're in a foreign land.

To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

You've got muscles and you use them everywhere else in your body when you want it. Why not your face?

I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.