Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

Men should come with instruction booklets.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her.