Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.

Men date. Women have relationships.