I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.

Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.