Men date. Women have relationships.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.