My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

Men date. Women have relationships.

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.