So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!

My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.

Wake me up when I'm a size 5.