I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.

In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin.

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.