The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin.

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.