Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.