Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill bred it is!
I write of youth, of love, and have access by these to sing of cleanly wantonness.
There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh. Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est
To whom do I give my new elegant little book? Cui dono lepidum novum libellum?
But you shall not escape my iambics.
Away with you, water, destruction of wine!