I'd never really babysat. I feel like I'm Blair, or 'Gossip Girl.' A teenager, basically - and now suddenly I'm a mom?

I avoid the young adult section altogether if possible, although it's sometimes fun to catch a girl lying on the floor, reading "Gossip Girl."

But she'd wanted him there and there he was. A lamb ready for slaughter.

Most people were raised to believe they are just as good as the next person. I was always told I was better.

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

She was doing that thing some people do when they act nice and chipper and interested, while just below the surface they’re thinking really mean thoughts, and you can never call them on it because they’d just accuse you of being paranoid.

Face it, you have to be sort of an egomaniac to write something down and think that anyone is going to want to read it.