Face it, you have to be sort of an egomaniac to write something down and think that anyone is going to want to read it.

I'd never really babysat. I feel like I'm Blair, or 'Gossip Girl.' A teenager, basically - and now suddenly I'm a mom?

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

I avoid the young adult section altogether if possible, although it's sometimes fun to catch a girl lying on the floor, reading "Gossip Girl."

When I meet other parents and they're more 'mumsy' than I am - you know, I don't want to be 'mumsy,' but I'm like, 'Were you always like that or... what happened?

...forgiving is not the same as forgetting.

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you