I guess I was popular in high school.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

I have no sense of what I should or shouldn't talk about. I just blather. Which is why it's fun to write 'Gossip Girl.' I do tend to just talk about anything.

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything.