When I meet other parents and they're more 'mumsy' than I am - you know, I don't want to be 'mumsy,' but I'm like, 'Were you always like that or... what happened?

I feel something vibrating and I really hope it's your phone." Serana told Dan, who blushed.

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

It really kind of sucked to be close to someone for so long and then suddenly not be anything anymore.

'Gossip Girl' came out in rapid succession over two years, so the endings always had to be suspenseful so that you couldn't wait for the next one.

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to end.