oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.

Oh, don't be a spoilsport. Gossip is sexy. Gossip is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should!

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

Who has time to make up stories when the truth is so much more interesting?

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

I don't eat chicken abortions!

My high school wasn't a big public school; it was tiny. There were 36 girls in my graduating class. We were a big group of girls that by the time senior year came along couldn't wait to get away from school fast enough but we loved each other. It's really fun to see the girls at reunions now.