A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.

It's the maritime equivalent of rock climbing.

All kinds of celebrities, political ones as well, are increasingly being targeted. In this country, with all the countless guns.

But by the time I was 40, everything was winding down. It started after the war. On the plus side, there was more more products and technology. But for me the nightlife was winding down, the glamour, the fun.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!