A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe.

If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!

I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.

But by the time I was 40, everything was winding down. It started after the war. On the plus side, there was more more products and technology. But for me the nightlife was winding down, the glamour, the fun.

All kinds of celebrities, political ones as well, are increasingly being targeted. In this country, with all the countless guns.