A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe.

People would read all kinds of reaction into it, but Tracy told me himself that half the time he was just standing very still, trying to look sober and composed. That takes nothing away from him. The fact he got away with it was a tribute to his talent.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.