The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.
It's the maritime equivalent of rock climbing.
I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.
We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.