I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.
I was born in the USA, which many people still find hard to believe.
The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.
Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
It's the maritime equivalent of rock climbing.