Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.

I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

All kinds of celebrities, political ones as well, are increasingly being targeted. In this country, with all the countless guns.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.