A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.
I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.