We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.
I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.
If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!