I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

I have a necklace around my neck that my lady gave me, so I try never to leave home without that.

I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.

A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?

Our biggest regrets are not for the things we have done but for the things we haven't done.

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.