Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.

As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.

It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

No blame, no hate - why no communication?

Something always turns up. It always seems darkest before the dawn. When God closes a door he opens a window. All things happen for a reason. Into every life a little rain must fall. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

God bless the American spectator.