It was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me.

Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.

Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.