Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.