Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

Silver, gold - I don't discriminate! I like sparkly things.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

God bless the American spectator.

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.