It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.

My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.

I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.

Easy to exemplify my true feelings towards him