You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.

Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love, adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta