Eric followed Vlad Tepesโs stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldnโt read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?
Charlaine HarrisI wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.
Charlaine HarrisOh. No wonder I'd been sick. I hadn't eaten anything since then. I'm a girl who likes her meals, so it hadn't been a weight-loss tactic. I'd just been too busy bumping from crisis to crisis. Go on the Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance of Death Diet! Run for your life, and miss meals, too! Exercise plus starvation.
Charlaine HarrisItโs called Two and a Half Men,โ Dermot was telling his guest. โI understand,โ Bellenos said. โBecause the two brothers are grown, and the son isnโt.โ โI think so,โ Dermot said. โDonโt you think the son is useless?โ โThe half? Yes. At home, weโd eat him,โ Bellenos said.
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