A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.

But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.

People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

God bless the American spectator.

Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.