The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.

If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.