But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me." Well, that was pretty direct.

I've got libraries in my blood.

Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter

They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.

Life should imitate romance literature far more often.