They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.

You can hold on to me for as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie". - Eric, Club dead.

But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.

Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation.

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.