They say when one door shuts, another one opens. But they haven’t been living at my house. Most of the doors I open seem to have something scary crouched behind them, anyway.

I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!

He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance.

I want to be first. I know that’s selfish, and maybe unattainable, and maybe shallow. But I just want to come first with someone. If that’s wrong of me, so be it. I’ll be wrong. But that’s the way I feel.” (Sookie Stackhouse)

I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.